Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Axe-cuse me 5 Points
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Censored in Beast Trilogy 5 Points
Rip the first dude's head off.
Have a nice day 5 Points
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Good Call 5 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Armed & Dangerous 10 Points
Find a spare set of arms
Comedy Gold 10 Points
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Fonz Whisperer 10 Points
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
I Have Crabs! 10 Points
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Sorry Wilson 10 Points
Lose Wilson too early.
Bob Buddy 25 Points
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Snowcone Savior 25 Points
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talkative 50 Points
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Dino Master 100 Points
Beat the entire game.
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Afterlife Affection 25 Points
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Eye For Value 25 Points
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
20 Kills 5 Points
Kill 20 enemies
Kill First Boss 10 Points
Kill the first boss
Game Complete 25 Points
Complete the game
Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points
Kill the 3rd Boss
20 Stars 50 Points
Obtain 20 stars
New Friend 5 Points
Complete level 1
Trust Exercise 5 Points
Complete level 4
Bridge 10 Points
Complete level 10
Vicarious? 10 Points
Complete level 7
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Bomber 5 Points
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Maxified Turret 10 Points
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Maxified Armor 10 Points
Fully upgrade your armor
Maxified Weapon 10 Points
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Time for a FemBot 50 Points
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Fully Loaded 25 Points
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Survivor 25 Points
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Knowledge Peeker 5 Points
Visit the codex for the first time.
FUL of P 10 Points
hhhmmmmm.
DEAD! 5 Points
there all dead
EDD's 5 Points
World
Hans off! 5 Points
Can't touch this.
HE WOBBLES... 5 Points
but he doesn't fall down
KFC 5 Points
who you call'n chicken?
Knowledge Creeper 5 Points
Visit the codex 10 times.
Knowledge Seeker 5 Points
Visit the codex 50 times.
Mariachi Mang 5 Points
¿Dónde está mi cerveza
only $5 each 5 Points
there you go... good bye!
orsppA 5 Points
???
Paradox 5 Points
Who will interview the interviewmen?
PLEASE HELP! 5 Points
The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
