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Bad concept

the pedobear and the photos in this flash are quite different, so it's no problem spotting him in your bad quality pics, even without the tab key.

I can advise you to make the pedobear into a movieclip, not a button. And then use onMouseDown script which checks mouse position whether it hits the pedobear movieclip or not.
That would 1) Disable hand cursor over buttons easily, 2) Disable all purpose of the Tab key.
And you need to be more creative on Puzzle-Difference games, like finding a "true" pedobear in a picture with several pedobears in it, or something like that. But it doesn't matter because making flash when you're bored is a bad idea overall, but this one turned out pretty funny

What's so dangerous?

Very good. 10/10 for anti-steal protection.
And usually sounds from Internet sound like crap, but in your game all sounds are wonderful.. unless you edited them to make them better.

Why use photoshop

You don't need photoshop to make levels and draw animations. It all can be done same quality and in vector graphics.

And about the gameplay. I didn't find dodging/crouching of any use. I jumped over rolling monsters and missiles. Also the monsters in the game's current state have no life (I mean they're strictly scripted - they just stand around and do nothing while waiting until I engage with them. Why do monsters not at least wander around or growl or do something like sleeping when they're not fighting?). I would also suggest to make the monster jump on the player while rolling, thus forcing him to dodge/crouch. That would make some sense of the dodge ability.
The programming seems not good enough for the graphics, which are awesome. The programming needs more work, like hitting the roof while jumping, or firing while jumping and monsters which act with more aggression when the hero is reloading and adding an A-Life system (system which always controls all characters' behavior). That would make a perfect game and a rich world to expand.

Absolutely crazy

I gave this instant 5/5 after the worm went straight into the cat's ass from the window.

Absolute truth

If not only the grammar mistakes I'd give this 5/5. But who cares, 4/5 is good enough.

Bad Example

This is definitely how games should not be made. Everything looks dark and lame, and it's no fun at all. It's just impossible not to say that this is fatally unfinished and posted here to make everyone vomit. And actually just a crap copy of endless war. If someone doesn't agree then he doesn't respect Newgrounds.
If the author wants to know how to improve this, then he must start a new flash starring a rectangle moved with arrow keys and bounded by walls, and then step by step expending it into a top-down dude who can shoot stuff.

Totally forgot about this acc. Neat.

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